Holy Batman Ninja Gmail!

i wanna lick it!

So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra..

didja hear? i bleached and cut my hair.

i know, crazy cristy does it again with all that ..crazy
stuff.

but pictures!

these were taken by the web cam so i always look odd.
the first two would be my attempts to look normal and "hey! im being completely unassuming here and reading stuffs!"

the last is me totally giving in to the weird uncomfortable-ness that is taking a web cam picture of oneself.
so now when you picture me in your heads it is an up-to-date one. :D

this is me being all "hmmmm, interesting things.."

i thought it was only fare for you to see how my mouth is usually positioned while i am reading juicy information

i blinked a lot after this one.


now. i would also like you all to know that one of the best things of having a boy around. (like fricken 24/7) is you can wear his shirts! and he can be all "hey stop stretching out my shirts with your boobs!" and then i can be all like "heh, i bet your shirts wouldn't have thought five years ago that my boobs would be wearing them! and they should be greatful!!"

the end.

the cats are getting fixed next week. can i tell you all how FREAKING EXPENSIVE THIS IS! jeezez.

anyways. they got their shots today and are gettin the snip next monday. well, phiren is getting snipped, clementine is getting a hysterectomy. and hello there guilt. i feel awful about her having to get cut open man. phiren? m'eh. he'll get over it.

i loves you brother

CATS

not like, the broadway show dudes.

as in, MY i mean, OUR cats.

see, i wanted a girl cat cuz well, i'd had a boy cat. and he became the one we do not speak of. except the one incident where he threw a dead cat at my mothers head. which was more than a little hilarious. i was very sad how evil he became.

but taylor was all. why you gotta be sexist woman?! so i was like FINE WHATEVER.
therefore, we compromised and got one of each.

You have all seen a quick vid of Clementine. and now, some proper picks of Clementine with her Brother Phiren. *which is Khmer for Rain, he is such a little buddha*

she was all, 'i asleep hooman. i asleep.'
i think its really funny how female animals sit like girls.
ok, phiren? he does not like my camera clicking at him.
you cant see, but there's an obnoxiously loud icecream truck driving by. what is it with icecream trucks being so loud? children arent hard of hearing yet.
he finally let me take a picture. from far, far away.

phiren is an awesome cat. he is so relaxed for a kitten. i mean, he'll chase and play and stuff. but, if you pick him up he'll just sit there for forever lookin at ya. and his eyes are very different than most cat eyes.

anyways. enough of me all gushing and stuff.
im off to stuff my face with banana bread.
THAT I MADE

Run! Lola! Run!

have you seen that? its by Tyson Tykwer who made the awesome film Der Krieger und die Kaiserin which is The Princess and The Warrior. it's the mr's. ultimate film.

anyways. back to run lola run..



that is my new hair colour. it was supposed to be turquoise but when i bleached my hair because of all the different reds i've had in it, except for the roots being white blonde, it was all orange. which, im totally kicking my ass for not keeping it just like that for a few days since it looked so wicked. or at least taken a picture of it. i am so dumb

p.s. they're shitty pictures sorry :(

why i make ze planz!

h'okee, i lissen to you plan


zis iz a stoopid plan



cannot believe i lissen to zis stoopid plan..



thats right i said stoopid plan! stoopid
planner!